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Sundays – TRAILER PARK BINGO – The Retardinator
9PM – No cover, no dress code, no attitude.
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Mondays – ELECTRONIC MONDAYS – Lowpass
Every Monday – No cover, no dress code, no attitude. Lasers. Glowsticks. Much fun.
EMZ Twitter address: @EMZaphod
EMZ Twitter Hashtag: #EMZee
Lowpass blog: lowpass.net
Lowpass twitter: twitter.com/lowpass
Lowpass: “Hi. I’m from Ottawa. My aunt took me to see the movie Beat Street when I was little and I’m easily influenced. I like cats and glow sticks.”
Tuesdays – INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH – Leslie & kNiveD
9PM or after the bands – No cover, no dress code, no attitude.
North America’s longest running industrial music night. Every Tuesday with DJ Leslie + Guests
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Wednesdays – BREAKDOWN WEDNESDAYZ – James
9PM or after the bands – No cover, no dress code, no attitude.
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Thursdays – DICKPARTY and VJ Matt Cameron
10PM or after the bands – No cover, no dress code, no attitude.
DickParty: Known for playing a high energy mix of Progressive House, Trance, Techno and Electro, DickParty will make out with your ears. Every week we’ll bring you all the exceptionally delicious Dance Music you’ve been craving. If that isn’t enough, we’ll bring a full-on visual feast for your eyes from the warped mind of VJ Matt Cameron! It’s like a major electronic festival in a club. All this and NO COVER? Yup. Brilliant.
Fridays – THE ELECTRIC BALLROOM – Floodzi
9PM or after the bands – $5 cover, no dress code, no attitude.
Bryan: “During my time as the host of THE ELECTRIC BALLROOM: Friday Night Edition, I’ve had a number of monikers lovingly bestowed upon me by my fellow staff members and friends including, but not limited to: DJ Bryan. DJ Flood. DJ Floodzi. DJ B Flo. DJ Lil’ B Flood. DJ Hurricane. I’m an abiding fan of a wide variety of musical genres despite a complete lack of talent with a wide variety of musical instruments. Until next week, this is DJ New Orleans, host of The Friday Night Flood, signing off!”
Saturdays – THE ELECTRIC BALLROOM – Floodzi
9PM or after the bands – $5 cover, no dress code, no attitude.
SOME THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER SAY TO A DJ
1. PLAY SOMETHING GOOD…SOMETHING WE CAN DANCE TO!
We play for more than one person…so what you hate may be another’s favorite song and EVERYTHING played here can be danced to one way or another.
2. WOULD YOU PLAY SOMETHING WITH A “BEAT”!
BE SERIOUS! We know of NO songs played in a club that don’t have some sort of BEAT!
3. EVERYBODY WANTS TO HEAR IT!
Oh, sure… you polled everyone in the club and, as their spokesperson, you’re requesting the song.
4. EVERYBODY WILL DANCE IF YOU PLAY IT!
I won’t. I guess that blows a hole in your theory!
5. I CAN GET LAID IF YOU PLAY IT!
Why settle for one night? Buy the album and get laid for a whole month!
6. I WANT TO HEAR IT NEXT!
The ONLY people who can get away with that statement write my paycheck!
7. WHAT DO YOU HAVE?
It’s a lot easier for you to go have another beer and figure out what you want to hear than it is for the me to recite the name of every record in the booth!
8. HEY, MAN, NOBODY CAN DANCE TO THIS!
It’s NOT advisable to say this when the dance floor is packed (but some people do anyway)! HOWEVER, even if there is only ONE person on the floor, it STILL contradicts your statement!
9. PLAY IT SOON, BECAUSE WE’RE LEAVING!
If your gonna leave after I play it, I’ll wait till the very last song so you stay all night!
10. IF YOU ASK FOR A SONG AND I JUST PLAYED IT…
DON’T SAY “Well I just got here.” It makes absolutely no difference. Get here earlier.